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How to Lose Your Best Employees and Fall Behind the Competition: A Guide to Neglecting Employee Development

Author:
Lisa Scorzon
April 26, 2023

Ah, so you want to know how to lose your best employees and fall behind the competition? Well, look no further, because we've got the perfect guide for you! It's called "A Guide to Neglecting Employee Development." Here's how to do it:

First things first, don't provide your employees with any time or resources to learn and develop their skills. After all, who needs to stay up to date with the latest programming languages and tech stacks when you can just stick to what you know? Don't bother investing in your team's skills because who cares about efficiency, accuracy, and productivity, right?

Now, let's say you decide to switch to a new tech stack like Rust. Don't worry about whether your development team has the necessary skills and knowledge to work with it effectively. Just throw them into the deep end and let them figure it out. Who needs training when you can learn by trial and error, right?

And let's not forget that providing internal IT training to your team is a waste of time and resources. Sure, it may seem like investing in your team's skills can have long-term benefits, but who has time for that? Taking the team of developers off a project for a few days for training is just a loss of productivity in the short term.

But hey, who cares about long-term benefits when you can focus on short-term gains? Just keep your team in the dark about the latest technologies and programming languages, and watch as your competitors overtake you in the market.

Oh, and let's not forget that providing your team with opportunities for growth and development can actually hurt your business. If you invest in your team's skills, they might actually feel valued and supported by their employer, and that could lead to them staying with the company long-term. Who wants that kind of stability and commitment from employees anyway?

And as for increasing time to market and getting ahead of the competition? Forget about it. Companies with a strong learning culture may be more likely to innovate and be first to market with their products and services, but who needs innovation and being first when you can just stick to what you know?

PS. Have you ever heard of companies that make their employees sign contracts stating that they must pay back their study debts if they leave within a certain time frame? It's a clever way to make sure that employees are incentivized to stay with the company, but it's also a bit like saying, "We'll pay for your education, but only if you promise to stay with us forever." It's a win-win situation, really. The company gets skilled workers who are less likely to leave, and the employees get to feel like they're being held hostage. Who doesn't love a little bit of workplace tension?

In summary, if you want to lose your best employees and fall behind the competition, just neglect employee development. And if you want to go the extra mile, make sure to spread the word about your lack of investment in your team's skills and growth. That way, you'll attract only the least skilled and unmotivated workers who are looking for a company that doesn't prioritise professional growth and development. Good luck!

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